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5:00 he just triggered all of the gd players with this music

Great code review picking up on that error ahead of time.

too many ways to pronounce "Azure"

Hey I don't speak computer, can I get an explanation in fortnite terms?

How to prevent this: Constantly run and monitor a canary cluster using current UTC plus one day.

If you get a call on a Friday, it means you're gonna work on the weekends too.

Dude dir Channel is so underrated

Language models are impressively bad with anything rekated to math. I once gave one a string and asked it to count the characters and it failed in the most spectacularly impressive ways.

Steam must not have had unix dev - 'dirname $0' - and then protect any rm -rf invocations from invocation without args, because scripted rm -rf is never not scary.

This is one of the funniest bugs ever

You know what, props to them though. It was definitely a learning moment

The Video: Surprised Pikachu- i mean Microsoft Face.

ds why ya use windawos

Ime dont get anything he is saying

How's the house fly gonna get to the 💩 pile w/ o increment operators?

8:21 I would assume it's down to the code having to go through the QA pipeline. It's irrelevant the size of the fix even a "one liner" code fix will still incur the overhead of automated testing. As it should. Who's to say the fix doesn't cause some other issue via an unintended consequence. This would be standard for an enterprise level DevOps and I would go out on a limb and say MS Azure infrastructure probably has some long ass complex deployment process that involves running 100's if not 1000's of automated tests. 5 hours sounds about right to me. Just my professional opinion.

It reminds me famous bumblebee 123 issue. rm -rf /usr

The Onosecond

0:47 made me laugh way too hard

This is why you leave the DateTime functions to smarter people that work at [Insert prestigious company here] oh wait...

You sound like fireship

"I accidentally deleted prod db" need some big balls to type that ngl

Where is the orchestrator gui you mentioned

i'd rather end up on Kevin Fang's channel myself as a developer of anything infrastructure related involving servers rather than be a victim of a fundamental issue resulting in a catastrophic failure that i myself could not fix for over a day

Time is the bane of most developers. Few in the world are aware of just how many kinds of time we deal with and how many problems that can cause.

In hindsight, I think 40 minutes of west coast writes was a more than fair sacrifice 🤷‍♂️

0:06 they call it Ash'er over here..

This is my greatest fear whenever I have to do anything more complicated than commit, push, merge...

Fantastic delivery as always

And this is the government that controls vaccine ingredients?

The original incarnation of regular expressions was very efficient and fast. But then people started adding features to it - features people liked, so they've stuck around. But - they open the door to VERY inefficient expressions. It doesn't take a lot of study to understand why some of these things break your performance.

love how you always find new ways to present information!

Is there a terminal emulator that requires a second person to review every single command?

I always heard it pronounced Ashure none of the ones you said

This is the sort of bug I would expect from a beginner programmer not the experienced ones that Microsoft would have working on Azure but i guess anyone can do it and that would be why Microsoft is updating their C++ compiler to detect some leap year bug.

Please stop poorly faking fireships voice and use your own

Now my brain is HI

Steam doesn't work on my Linux I'm working on changing proton to use OpenGL but my gosh is compatibility for Linux horrible

I’m at 4:01 and I have to pause the video for a few minutes. Once I’ve had a some time to rest and restore my courage, I’ll continue.

Please do the Kaseya hack!

Where do I get the tool that you used at 7:24 for debugging regex?

Stop adding those moronic sounds - this is not tiktok...

It cannot judge itself to be flawed? I am impressed that this needed a leap year bug.

Hard to believe this was over 12 years ago. I remember it like it was yesterday. I was working for Microsoft at the time and my service got impacted by this. It was a long 12 hours. There was no laughing at that rookie mistake!

Boooh! Scary!!! Anyways, here's rm -rf ""

'Is leap year? - take days since epoch and add 366, else add 365' - boom. Fixed. Adds a bit of a nuanced behavior but over years the expired date doesn't drift more than the one day.

It seems goverment software sucks in all the countries.

5:38 never thought I'd show up in a video like this, that was probably an HLX scale, which runs Windows Embedded on an AMD Geode

6:00 I remember the "FILES" arg in MS-DOS. Glad I don't have to even think about it anymore.